La moda en España parte 2

Sunday 12 July 2015

As an apology for not posting for over a week, I finished my post that I started last Friday and wrote a follow up, both on the same day. To ensure the most views, though, I posted them on different days.

(Note: Aurora just said that she is turning on the air and I cried a little tear of joy. I feel like the Wicked Witch of the West. I’m melting, melting! Except in my own sweat. You’re welcome for the lovely image.)

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Now, having gone over fashion in Spain, I would like to comment on my personal experiences and how I would edit my packing list after having lived in Sevilla for 8 ½ weeks.

Strangely enough, aside from the one time at the music festival where a bartender thought we were from Cádiz, the times when I have been treated as a native have been at my local Chinese restaurant, Wan Bao. Both times that I have gone to just grab some tofu and rice to go, the waiters have spoken Spanish, have been super nice, and have not treated me like an American (even though I went in wearing a t-shirt and jean shorts the other day).

I don’t know how people identify me as an American. It could be my freckles. It could be my height. It’s probably the way I dress. Actually it’s definitely all three put together. I’ve tried to dress like a Spaniard, but it is just so durn hot. I stoped trying after the first few weeks, once the temperatures started escalating to Hade’s hot yoga room.

Being American is like having a pimple on your face. You try so hard to hide the pimple and pretend to be normal, but nothing works. You can try covering it with makeup as much as you want, but it is somehow still noticeable and you don’t know how. You’ll be talking to someone, doing your best to draw their attention away from your pimple, making it seem like another one of the many freckles on your face. Somehow, though, their eyes always stray to it. Depending on the person, you may receive different reactions. Here are a few examples:

The polite ignorer. The polite ignorer tries her very best to ignore the growth on your face. They will look and take note of it one time, and continue on with the conversation, pretending as though they don’t know your secret.

The starer. You might not even be having a conversation with him. He is probably a good ten feet away from you, yet your pimple reflects like some sort of super lighthouse, calling all people with lovely skin to notice the pimple and stare. Just stare. They don’t talk to you. They don’t know you. They just give you a once over, a little sneer, and go on their way, making you feel like you were somehow just violated, but you don’t know how or why.

The pitier. As though he has been training his entire life to notice when people have pimples, the first thing he notices about you is not your intelligence or your fashionable outfit, it is your pimple. He didn’t even ask if it was a pimple or not, he just assumed [correctly]. Just like that, he starts to speak in baby-talk, refusing to acknowledge that you have been living in Spain for 8 ½ weeks and gosh darn it you know how to speak Spanish! Ahem.

The questioner. After a few minutes of interaction with her, she notices a slight discoloration on your face.

“Is that a pimple?” she asks.

“No. It’s, uh, a freckle.”

“Are you sure? It looks pretty red to me.”

“Yeah, I have weird skin like that heh heh. Oh look, a unicorn!” (Runs away)

There is no explaining to the questioner that you do not need her help despite your best efforts at distraction.

Moving on, before I suddenly start comparing my status as an American to something equally disgusting.

Looking back on my time here, I would like to edit my packing list a tad. Some items I wish I had brought more of, some less, and some I wish I hadn’t brought at all. For instance, you cannot have too many socks if you are a regular exerciser. I had to buy more for myself. I also would have brought a different bathing suit top. For some reason, I thought I had brought my favorite strapless top as well as the one I had brought. Now I have weird tan lines from the one top that I brought. Regrets.

On a daily basis, I either wear a dress or shorts and a nice shirt. If I had more acceptable dresses in my closet at home, I would have packed more dresses. As it were, I didn’t. That’s not a problem, really, but I wish I could find more dresses that I like in general.

Okay, mom, I did not pack too much underwear. One of the girls last session brought two pairs. She also apparently did not shower every day. Or every two days. She showered every four days or so. Grody.

In terms of shirts, I would have brought more tank tops – day to day and comfortable. Some of the shirts that I brought I don’t really wear here, as I prefer to wear them with jeans, and tank tops are just that much cooler. When lounging around the casa, I like to wear something more comfortable, because there is no escaping the heat no matter where you go. I would rather not sweat in my nice clothes if I can help it. Knowing this now, I have some lovely sorority tank tops (Tri Sigma woo!) that are super confortable that I would prefer to wear in general and for pajamas.

I think that I should have brought one more work out outfit. Had I brought the comfortable tank tops, though, I would have brought another pair of lounge shorts, and I wouldn’t have to wear exercise clothing around the casa. Then I wouldn’t have this problem. Never mind.

In general, I am pretty happy with what I packed. I would have changed some of the shirts that I packed, knowing what I do now. There isn’t much that I would have altered, though. A few things here and there, but nothing has been dire. I managed to fit everything in one suitcase, and I plan on keeping it that way when I go back home.

One lesson that I have learned from being here is what I do and do not like to wear. I brought clothes from home that I didn’t wear there and don’t wear here. I can now tell myself that if I don’t wear something in the States and I don’t wear it in Spain – where I literally do not have any other options – I probably won’t wear it anywhere and should donate it to someone who needs it. Thankfully, Sevilla has these handy dumpsters for clothes donations, so I can open up some space in my suitcase for when I come back. I can make room in my suitcase for gifts and give to a person in need at the same time. It works out perfectly.

Sunday morning I made more pan de plátano (banana bread) for the fam. They love it, so I managed to make somebody’s day just a little bit better, which, in turn, made my day just a little bit better. I hope your day is even greater.

 

Shoutout to one of my best friends, Rebeka. She also reads my blog on a regular basis and has sent me some lovely puns. Lurve you, chica, and hope you feel better.

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La moda en España (aka, Tim Gunn, please read my blog and meet me and be my friend)

Friday 10 July 2015

Dearest readers, this is essential to my continued existence on this planet so that I may continue to write poorly thought out blog posts for you. I entreat you to use all of your powers (magical and non-magical) to help me in my quest to meet Tim Gunn and be on Project Runway in some capacity. In honor of my extremely unrealistic life goal, I made this post about fashion in Spain in the hopes that he will read it and decide that I am, in fact, super cool enough to be in his presence and that of Heidi Klum, Nina Garcia, and Zac Posen on the set of Project Runway, one of the only televisions shows I actually watch regularly when it airs.

First off, if Tim really is reading this, then here are some reasons to help my case:

  • Zac is the doppelganger of my relative, Charlie. Basically we are family. So, Tim, let this poor girl meet a long lost family member.
  • Not to throw my dad under the bus, but we watch Project Runway It is our bonding. Even though he definitely would prefer to watch more stereotypically manly shows, he has always watched Project Runway with my younger sister and I. Show him that his hard work has paid off.
  • I am not shaped like your typical model. I am tall, but not tall enough, and I am way too curvy for me to walk the runway. Since I will never experience being a model, let me experience some of life in your awe-inspiring presence.
  • Tim, can I call you Tim? Tim, you are one of the people on my list of people to meet before I die list. You are, in fact, number two, just after Sir Elton John, but it was a close call. Now, if Elton is reading this, I would also be more than happy to meet you and go to one of your concerts. You can perform “Lady Samantha” for me as I know you had me in mind while you were writing it. But, I digress.

TIM, I LOVE YOU PLEASE READ THIS AND BE MY FRIEND

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Ahem.

On to Spain now…

First off, howdy friends, and apologies for not writing in so long. I’ve been gathering data. (That’s a lie. I have just had 0 motivation.)

Spain is obviously very hot, and one would think the fashion trends here would reflect that. You would reasonably expect shorts and tank tops on everyone. False. Okay, so dresses then for women and shirts and shorts for men. Semi false. You’re getting warm! (No actually it’s super hot here, so you’re probably sweating after being outside for more than 60 seconds.)

 

Work Attire

Women wear pants. Right?! Are they crazy?! Yes. Yes they are. I bought a pair of the flowy pants that they wear, and unless you are on an airplane that doesn’t have walls, and the wind is blowing all over, they do not make you cooler. Basically what I am saying is that if there is no wind, your legs are just sitting in a loose fabric that sticks to them when you sweat.   With these pants, they wear nice blouses and usually a wedge type shoe or flats. They look amazing, and I wish I could dress like they do for work, but in the spring, not in summer.

Men wear the same in Spain as they would in the U.S. They have pants, a dress shirt, and, if they are being very formal, a jacket and tie.

I do not recommend.

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Day Wear

Women have more options than stuffy pants, although they don’t seem to use them. Most of the people I see dress in more casual work attire. The others wear dresses. I approve of dresses 100% unless it is really windy. Usually when I wear a dress, it somehow ends up being extremely windy (which you want when you are wearing pants), and I walk around the entire day pulling a Marilyn (holding my dress down). Regardless, dresses are always acceptable in Spain unless they are too scandalous. Some wear jeans, which I will never ever understand or be able to do. I would probably walk out the door and end up on the ground after 5 minutes begging for an ice bucket to bathe in.

Men can wear shorts and a shirt. Life isn’t fair, obviously. They don’t dress like frat boys, though. You can always tell an American from the rest, because he will be wearing khakis. No khakis. Again, some wear jeans, and I would think that they have a death wish, but Spain has a very low suicide rate, so there goes that theory.

Athletic Wear

Women wear leggings all the time! I wear a t-shirt and Nike running shorts. After ten minutes, I am so drenched that it looks like I just took a bath in my own sweat. I can’t even imagine what it must be like in leggings.

Again, men have the luxury of shorts. I hate them a little bit.

As I am not a Spaniard, all of these concepts are extremely foreign to me. My usual outfit consists of jean shorts and a nice shirt or a dress. I do not regret this in any way. I am obviously not equipped to dress like a Spanish woman, nor do I think that I will ever be ready to be part superhuman. My mediocreness is just fine, thank you very much.

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Y’all, I’m obsessed.  Help me meet him before I turn into some creepy stalker from a bad horror movie.

La Vida en Sevilla

Friday 3 July 2015

Alright, y’all, I did some push ups, turned on my Infinite Indie Folk playlist (because I’m secretly a hipster at heart), put on my librarian – not hipster – glasses, and read some of my favorite blog (Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half) to inspire myself.

In case you get lost while reading, which I would imagine would be hard to do unless you are reading while walking through a maze (though what do I know, I used to spontaneously fall out of chairs), here is a brief outline of what will be covered today:

  1. Tiempo and why you can play connect the dots on me
  2. Eye contact and other actions that may or may not get me killed/molested
  3. Coffee!
  4. Theoretical physics
  5. Luis is a bee, but he still has friends
  6. I can’t have friends over because they are actually across the ocean

I hope this helps those of you who are directionally challenged.

Tiempo and why you can play connect the dots on me

Sevilla is in the south of Spain, so it is obviously hot here. It being July now, it is even hotter than it was in June. Sevilla is also quite sunny. The one time it was cloudy, was the wonderful week in June when it was in the 70s. It has rained two times since I’ve been here for less than 30 minutes each. I quite miss rain and clouds.

I don’t mind the heat too much as I was born and raised in the desert of Arizona; the sweating is what gets me. Wherever I go, it looks like I just ran through a sprinkler. Having lived in Spain for almost two months, though, I am mostly accustomed to the heat. The new people are not – or at least my roommate isn’t – used to being so hot. (Which is weird. I mean I’ve been hot all my life. I guess not all people are born supermodels. Lol.)

While I think it is coolish at night with the windows closed, Erica thinks that she is roasting. Because of this, she opens her window once it gets dark. I might do the same (depending on when the air conditioning was last turned on) except for the fact that there are evil mosquitos who are taking the blood I could be donating to people in need. Well, I avoid blood, so maybe they aren’t evil. Nevertheless, even though I keep my window closed, they always manage to find their way to me. I’m like a mosquito lighthouse or something, bringing starving mosquitos to their food source. My arms and legs are covered in bright red, hard bumps that hurt and itch all at once.

Just now, I played a game of connect the dots on my legs and came up with a deformed version of the little dipper. Incidentally, I have a group of freckles that look like the big dipper. I am now the night sky.

Eye contact and other actions that may or may not get me killed/molested

When I came to Spain, I was under the impression that if I so much as looked at a man in even the reflection of anything, I would die horrible deaths (deaths and not death because I am like a cat). I do not know why I thought this. I think someone told me that I shouldn’t make eye contact with men, as they would think that I am coming on to them and would get the wrong idea. After making eye contact with men of all ages (I like to people watch/I stare into the distance when I think) and having not been molested or murdered, I think I’m safe.

Coffee!

Y’all, I found the café. I’ve known that it’s existed basically since I’ve been here since I run past it every morning, but I’d never been in it until today. Isolde is an adorable little café near my casa. I went today after class to try it. The lady was very nice, and I surprisingly understood the majority of what she was saying although she was speaking quickly. I got a napolitana and my first [Spanish] espresso. Spain is known for its espressos. I don’t usually drink coffe because I am a child, and sugar and caffeine make me crazy, but one must have espresso when one is living in Spain.

It was quite strong. I had a buzz for about four hours, and the portion was [slightly] smaller than a shot. I felt pretty good until I realized I was too antsy to take my siesta. I now know to plan when to drink coffee.

Theoretical physics

Just kidding! I wanted to see if you would keep reading. Here is a pun for your patience:

alpaca

peel

I couldn’t decide which one was better, sorry.

Luis is a bee, but he still has friends

Okay, either Luis is practicing for the day when he will spontaneously turn into the motorcycle he has wanted to be since he was a little boy (which is probably what happened to his dad), or he is a bee disguised as a human fighting to save bee kind from extinction from behind enemy lines (get it? Bee-hind hehe). I haven’t worked out how he is going to do the saving, but I’m pretty sure that you can’t turn into a motorcycle, so he has to be a bee. There is no other explanation for the “humming.”

He walks, sits, stands, does gosh knows what, and makes this awful noise that I think is supposed to be humming. It is seriously just one low note that never changes. I don’t know how this is considered humming, music, or anything that is nice to listen to, but he does it constantly, especially at times when I am trying to sleep. It is very annoying.

Yet, the bee has human friends who are probably part of the conspiracy. One came over to lunch yesterday. He then proceeded to go to the pool with friends later in the afternoon. The pool is obviously the best place to plan bee domination.

I can’t have friends over because they are actually across the ocean

I bring up Luis having friends and having them over, because I was under the [correct] impression that friends do not come over. Spain’s culture is different in that the house is the place for family. Friends do not come over; instead, you meet outside the casa to hang out. Yet, this is the second time Luis has had a friend over. I do not understand. Maybe Aurora is part of the conspiracy too. Will have to investigate further.

My friends are across the ocean, however. Just like when I moved across the country, communication is difficult, even with modern technology. So, to all my friends out there, I miss you. I’m pretty sure none of you are reading this, though, which stinks for you. You are missing out on my poor attempts at humor when I can’t think of anything to write.

My awesome Big is not missing out, though, and therefore gets her own shout out. She told me the other day that she reads and made my day. Thanks, Rachel. You dah bomb biggity and are now Internet famous. The puns are for you, as always.

Me Gusta Español

Tuesday 30 June 2015

In case no one has noticed, I am spending 11 weeks of my summer in Sevilla, España (Seville, Spain). I am here to take the required classes to complete my Spanish minor this summer. As I am studying Spanish in Spain, I think it only appropriate to write a post about the Spanish language.

I love Spanish, and, not to toot my own horn, I am good at it. Passion inspires purpose I suppose.

English is one of the hardest languages to learn if you are not born into it. Spanish is one of the easiest. Both languages have rules and exceptions. Unlike English where there are quite possibly more exceptions than rules, Spanish follows the rules with only a few exceptions. I find it a very straightforward and uncomplicated language with a life to it that English doesn’t have. I took a semester of Italian as well, so I would say that Italian is the most emotional language, but Spanish has a hidden spark within it as well.

Before I involve all of you with my love fest language, I will go ahead and stop myself. Instead, I am going to review some of my favorite palabras (words) and dichos (expressions), and anything else I find interesting.

Sopa-jabón-jamón

Matching quiz!

1. Sopa                         a. soup

2. Jabón                        b. soap

3. Jamón                       c. ham

Answers!

  1. a
  2. b
  3. c

These three words are part of a confusing mix of false cognates. (A cognate is a word that is what you would expect it to be in another language. For example, valle = valley.) Sopa is a false cognate for soap; it means soup. I always find this listing of words interesting, as it is one of the things you never really forget once you learn it.

Saltamontes

Grasshopper. Literally translated as mountain jumper. Spanish likes to exaggerate. Mountain jumper is just so much more epic than a grass hopper, though, don’t ya think?

Peine

Comb. Pronounced pay-neigh. Do not mispronounce this word. Do not say penne (like the pasta) unless you are referring to male genitalia. I always picture Spanish speakers hearing about penne pasta and laugh a little to myself like I am right now.  It’s probably best if you just say cepillo (brush).

La luna de miel

Honeymoon. Literally translated as the moon of honey/honeymoon. I like that it is actually literally translated between the two languages.

Lana del Rey

Female American singer. I’m a big fan. Obviously this is not her real name, but I can’t help wondering if she actually knew what she was changing her name to. In English, lana is wool and rey is a king. So, her name means wool of the king/the king’s wool. Interesting choice.

My top three in increasing order:

Dar la luz

To give [the] light. Actually, dar la luz means to give birth. What a pretty way to describe giving life to something. You are giving light to the world. I think it is such a beautiful way to describe one of life’s precious moments. Look at me; if I were more romantic I don’t know what would happen. I just think it’s beautiful.

Palomitas

My favorite food has a lovely name in Spanish. Literally little doves (paloma is dove and -ita/o is a suffix that indicates little/small), palomitas is actually popcorn. Who can resist eating little doves that taste amazing and have health benefits as long as you don’t cover them in butter and unhealthy things like me? I love eating little doves. I know I have a problem. We are trying to work on it. I swear I have suffered from withdrawal here in Spain. My plan is to eat popcorn every night when I get back to the hill.

La media naranja

Soul mate. I know what you are thinking, “really, Samantha? I didn’t think you were so romantic. How cliché of you.” Fear not! The translation is just… well, you’ll see, and it involves one of my favorite fruits. In English, we translate this phrase as “my soul mate.” In Spanish, it is more similar to saying someone is the other half of your heart. When you say someone is your media naranja in Spanish, you are literally saying they are the other half of your orange. Obviously, only having one half of an orange is not enough, so the other half must be your soul mate. Duh. Plus, who doesn’t love oranges? Not me. I love oranges. I just need to find the other half of mine.

Yay!  I’m done, and hopefully you learned something!  To end your day on a happy note, here are Spanish endings to children’s fairytales:

Colorín, colorado, este cuento se ha acabado.

            (Meaningless word, meaningless word, this story is finished.)

 

Fueron felices y comieron perdices.

            (They were happy and ate partridges.)

  

Bienvenidos y Adios

Saturday 27 June 2015

So, they are all gone now. The first session is officially over, and the second has begun.

The welcome dinner for the newbies was Thursday night. Here for summer session 2 are students taking organic chemistry (in English) and students taking Spanish business classes for their minors. My first impression of the group wasn’t too favorable, but I know this will change quickly – hopefully.

The orgo kids looked like you would expect from science students. I will probably not see them often if at all. We won’t have class together, and we don’t room together. It was easy to distinguish between the orgo and business kids, frankly. While the last session had more women than men, this session has more men than women. All of the men were standing against the wall with their arms crossed, all wearing Nike socks, loafers, khaki shorts, and UNC collared shirts. Aka, they looked very fratty, which is not promising.

To be fair, I haven’t really spoken to anyone besides my new roommate, Erica. She is a rising senior majoring in mathematical decision sciences: statistics. She is allergic to gluten, but not vegetarian. Poor Aurora has three diets to cook for now. She can’t really speak Spanish. That’s already becoming frustrating for me, because it means that the family is trying to speak in English. I want to learn and practice Spanish though. I’m hoping that they just speak in Spanish and hope she gets it or I will translate for her.

While Thursday night was the welcome dinner, Friday night was the goodbye dinner. The first night we had pasta for dinner; the last night we had tapas and tinto. It’s interesting to see how far we have come, and I still have so much left to go.

I have exactly five weeks left in Spain. Having to change people is a challenge. The first group was much more eclectic and varied. Despite our differences in personalities and backgrounds, we made it work and had a blast. The new group seems pretty monotone, and I don’t know what the new dynamic is going to be.

With the first group currently on planes back home right now, I think it is bringing out some feelings of homesickness, the first time I will admit it. I know that I am not ready to go home yet, but I wish that the squad (our nickname for ourselves) was staying with me instead of the new people. I wouldn’t feel so, jealous seems too strong, but jealous at them for being able to go home. It’s complicated I guess. I don’t necessarily want to be home; I want to experience Sevilla more, but it’s hard with the people that I have bonded with going home without me.

Well, since my adventures in Spain are over halfway over, I think I will add some thoughts, some things I have learned, to the end of this post.

Spain is different.

People everywhere say this expression, natives and foreigners alike. Spain is different. It is unlike anywhere else. It is both extremely modern and ancient at the same time. I think the main reason behind this is that a dictator (Francisco Franco) ruled over Spain for 40 years, until the mid 1970’s. The country is still coming into its own in a way, while it’s been around for centuries. It has such a rich history, but has made a point to show how modern it has become.

I don’t know what news is anymore.

Thanks to Facebook, I found out that yesterday the Supreme Court ruled in favor of marriage equality. Yay! I am so very happy for everyone, especially as one of my best friends is bisexual and many other people in my life – friends, sorority sisters, teachers, acquaintances – can now marry whomever they choose. I say this to not only congratulate the U.S. for finally not being so dumb (Spain made same-sex marriage legal in 2005), but to also point out that I found out this historic piece of news from Facebook. I receive an email service called theSkimm – which I highly recommend, by the way – but I don’t see any other form of news. I feel very isolated, which is both liberating and disconnecting. The Black Death could have come back, and I would never know.

I should have brought more socks.

Pretty self-explanatory. I have been exercising every day, so I’ve been using the five pairs of socks that I brought faster than they could be washed. I had to buy more.

The siesta is real.

I’m sure this expression has come up before and will come up again: “In the U.S., we live to work, but in Spain, they work to live.” I have found this to be very true. Part of working to live includes the elusive siesta that everyone tells you about. You can’t help thinking it is like the myth freshmen are told, though, that there is a pool on the roof of the high school. Oh no, my friends, you may not be able to jump off a diving board on the roof, but you can completely immerse yourself in the very real siesta in Spain. I personally can nap multiple times a day now, one after class and one after lunch, but I typically only go for one unless I am really tired. My family naps around four thirty/five, while I am usually able to pass out right after lunch. With the delicious food Aurora makes, lunch being the biggest meal in Spain, and the high being 106 today, it is hard to resist the lure of the siesta.

That’s all for today, folks. I will leave you with a quotation from the song “Explosions,” by Ellie Goulding that I think is a good sum of the first half of my summer study abroad experience.

And you’ve learned

It’s okay to be afraid

But it will never be the same.